7 Universal Truths

Universal Truth # 1 You would need to burn more calories than you consume in order to lose weight. There are no secrets. Universal Truth #2 People who claim to accept bisexuality are usually quick to demonize infidelity. What they don't realize is that bisexuality, by definition, indicates infidelity. The moment the bisexual person commits and adheres to a monogamous relationship, they become either gay or straight. Universal Truth #3 Deception in any form is dishonest. A lie does not need to be verbal. An indiscretion does not need to be epic. Universal Truth #4 Conspiracies do exist. The fact they appear unimaginable only adds to the ease at which they can be performed. Universal Truth #5 George W. Bush is far more dangerous than Charles Manson. Universal Truth #6 Women DO make as much money as men. Depending on who they sleep with. Universal Truth #7 Nothing is really true. Except for Pluto, which is a dwarf planet.